This is an outlet for me to tell real life stories that I have experienced within my lifetime. This is meant to be entertaining and open your eyes. People do weird shit sexually. That super normal middle-aged dude you just walked past on the street today, I bet he’s a fucking freak and could tell you some stories. Just like that dude… I am unassuming and look like I do missionary once a week, with the lights turned off ONLY after taking a long hot shower, but I am not. I have done and seen some shit. So, read up and enjoy.

Oh and… get your fucking freak on!